qumbler: qumbles tagged quotationhttp://qumbler.comqumbler: a tumblelogqumblerqumbler: qumbles tagged quotationhttp://qumbler.com/images/qumbler.pnghttp://qumbler.com12030 http://qumbler.com/post/40712 Quotation vito IRC_quote quotation ronery sex shut_up statistics <vito> this fucking sucks
<vito> I don't want to write this, this is dumb
<railed> ?
<vito> mailing list analysis
<vito> mailliststat segfaults on my mboxes
<vito> and I can't find dick for generating stats from mail
<vito> which, you know, seems like the kind of thing that there'd be tons of random shit out there for
<railed> what's your job description? I thought you did UI stuff
<railed> or are you jack-of-all-dirty-work ?
<vito> I'm doing this for fun
<vito> I'm designing an annual report
<rude> wait what
<rude> this is why you don't get laid

Tags: irc_quote quotation ronery sex shut_up statistics ]]> Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:08:51 -0600 http://qumbler.com/post/40125 Quotation vito IRC_quote quotation sex ubiquity wunderbar <vito> there's a headline for Wundrbar, the Ubiquity-alike, on Hacker News, that reads "Wundrbar just got way better: introducing Live Results and Pegging"
<vito> who names a feature after getting fucked in the ass?
<luser> smooth
<luser> "introducing the Rusty Trombone!"
<ryan> When I make a new website, I'm going to codename all my new features after degrading sex acts.

Tags: irc_quote quotation sex ubiquity wunderbar ]]> Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:01:36 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/40124 Nasty as they wanna be? Policing Flickr.com http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2008/09/29/onthejob.DTL vito ATTRIBUTION_Heather_Champ community flickr management quotation sex support Nasty as they wanna be? Policing Flickr.com
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“...three and a half years toiling amid the full-color images of humanity have done much for her worldliness. As Champ puts it, "I'm a nice Canadian girl. I'd never even heard of a Dirty Sanchez when I started here [at Flickr], much less seen a photo of one."” — Heather Champ

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“I hear if you bring one a phone book, it will grant a wish.” — pavel lishin

]]> Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:10:14 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/40029 Informed Comment: A Nation of Masochists http://www.juancole.com/2008/09/nation-of-masochists.html ryan ATTRIBUTION_Juan_Cole america bitter masochism politics quotation sad Informed Comment: A Nation of Masochists
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“The diagnosis of national masochism is the only thing that can satisfactorily explain the poll numbers in the presidential race.” — Juan Cole

]]> Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:20:20 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/39999 Economist recounts talk with Fed chairman -- chicagotribune.com http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-wed_oilsep17,0,4833605.story vito ben_bernanke david_hale dollar economy fail quotation Economist recounts talk with Fed chairman -- chicagotribune.com
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“We have lost control, said Hale, quoting Bernanke. We cannot stabilize the dollar. We cannot control commodity prices.”

]]> Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:51:44 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/39977 Quotation vito IRC_quote cocktail liquor quotation semen <ryan> Hmm. I wonder if creme de cacao needs to be refrigerated.
<luser> creme de cockao
<luser> what would you call a brandy alexander where you substituted a shot of jizz for the creme de cacao?
<vito> a brandon alexander
<vito> since now it's more masculine
<luser> hah

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“At this point, Apple has proven that every time an ipod is created, an indie band gets their wings.” — Taylor Magenheim

]]> Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:06:08 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/39911 Mark Cuban: “When I die, I want to come back as me” http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/09/09/mark-cuban-when-i-die-i-want-to-come-back-as-me/ vito ATTRIBUTION_Mark_Cuban business interview mark_cuban quotation Mark Cuban: “When I die, I want to come back as me”
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“I've never had a day of work. When I die I want to come back as me.” — Mark Cuban

]]> Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:22:22 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/39705 Quotation vito IRC_quote quotation <bai> I've done physics in javascript before
<rude> I've done physics in your mom before
<bai> my mom is an abacus
<rude> she's someone you can really "count on"
<rude> for a good "rim job"

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