http://qumbler.comqumbler: a tumblelogqumblerhttp://qumbler.com/images/qumbler.pnghttp://qumbler.com12030 http://qumbler.com/post/40712 vito IRC_quote quotation ronery sex shut_up statistics <vito> this fucking sucks
<vito> I don't want to write this, this is dumb
<railed> ?
<vito> mailing list analysis
<vito> mailliststat segfaults on my mboxes
<vito> and I can't find dick for generating stats from mail
<vito> which, you know, seems like the kind of thing that there'd be tons of random shit out there for
<railed> what's your job description? I thought you did UI stuff
<railed> or are you jack-of-all-dirty-work ?
<vito> I'm doing this for fun
<vito> I'm designing an annual report
<rude> wait what
<rude> this is why you don't get laid

Tags: irc_quote quotation ronery sex shut_up statistics ]]> Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:08:51 -0600 http://qumbler.com/post/40125 vito IRC_quote quotation sex ubiquity wunderbar <vito> there's a headline for Wundrbar, the Ubiquity-alike, on Hacker News, that reads "Wundrbar just got way better: introducing Live Results and Pegging"
<vito> who names a feature after getting fucked in the ass?
<luser> smooth
<luser> "introducing the Rusty Trombone!"
<ryan> When I make a new website, I'm going to codename all my new features after degrading sex acts.

Tags: irc_quote quotation sex ubiquity wunderbar ]]> Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:01:36 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/39977 vito IRC_quote cocktail liquor quotation semen <ryan> Hmm. I wonder if creme de cacao needs to be refrigerated.
<luser> creme de cockao
<luser> what would you call a brandy alexander where you substituted a shot of jizz for the creme de cacao?
<vito> a brandon alexander
<vito> since now it's more masculine
<luser> hah

Tags: irc_quote cocktail liquor quotation semen ]]> Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:23:28 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/39705 vito IRC_quote quotation <bai> I've done physics in javascript before
<rude> I've done physics in your mom before
<bai> my mom is an abacus
<rude> she's someone you can really "count on"
<rude> for a good "rim job"

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<railed> and to spurt out other dick-parts
<luser> you are just dick-focused
<railed> apparently
<luser> i feel like we're in jerkcity when you're talking

Tags: irc_quote jerkcity penis quotation ]]> Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:20:16 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/38924 vito IRC_quote america education quotation sad <zaskoda> Happy independence day. Ask around and see who knows what year we're celebrating.

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<luser__> wtf
<vito> wat
* luser__ poos his pants

Tags: irc_quote iphone quality quotation wwdc ]]> Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:50:57 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/37255 vito IRC_quote quotation <r13> can you ask cheeseplus if he has my phone in his car?
<vito> he does
<vito> I told him to call you and ask you what you want him to do with it

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<xtiangirl> AWESOME!
<xtiangirl> I met Diana X Springle
<vito> I don't know who that is, but that's great
<xtiangirl> I know but I am so happy
<xtiangirl> she writes My Muse, http://www.webcomicsnation.com/gc/muse/series.php for one
<xtiangirl> but she said she spends most of her time now drawing anthropomorphic porn and makes a tidy sum
<vito> I'll take the url to that too

Tags: irc_quote anthropomorphic comics furry porn quotation xtiangirl ]]> Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:43:14 -0600 http://qumbler.com/post/37094 vito IRC_quote fresh_squeezed_bitterness quotation women <railed> vito: so was your friend cute?
<vito> she thought you were cute and that's all that matters
<railed> yes
<railed> just like sarah
<railed> they compliment me and then proceed to disappear from my existence
<railed> THANKS BITCHES

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