“...a couple dating should have available manufactured, reciprocal, variable-interval operant conditioning, with a pay-off timed to the artificially produced extinction burst, to trigger mutual addiction, and they should be able to buy this in a shop...

I am aware that talking like this makes me sound like a sociopath.”

“It's the time of year when every unattached person on the face of the Earth is required to have at least one short-term, completely ridiculous, puppy-love relationship.

:(”